YOU WANT TO
HIT THEM WITH A BRICK.

We understand. Completely.

DON'T.

That's assault with a deadly weapon. Minimum 6 months, a felony record, and orange is not your color. There's a better way.

TELL THEM TO
GO F***
THEMSELVES.

Bold. Direct. Forgotten by morning. Words evaporate. There is nothing physical, nothing permanent, nothing that sits in their house at 2am quietly making your point.

VERDICT: Gone by Morning
There Is a Better Way

TELL THEM TO
GO BRICK
THEMSELVES.

Send them a real brick with your real message stamped on it, mailed directly to their front door via the United States Postal Service.

It weighs 4.5 pounds. It never goes away. It sits in their house, in their hands, making your point — permanently, legally, and with full deniability.

From $19.99 · Ships USPS tracked · 100% legal in all 50 states
REAL BRICK◆ REAL MESSAGE◆ 100% LEGAL◆ USPS TRACKED◆ SHIPS IN 3–5 DAYS◆ ANONYMOUS OPTION◆
REAL BRICK◆ REAL MESSAGE◆ 100% LEGAL◆ USPS TRACKED◆ SHIPS IN 3–5 DAYS◆ ANONYMOUS OPTION◆
THREE STEPS.
ZERO MERCY.
01
WRITE THE MESSAGE
Pick from our battle-tested templates or type something bespoke. Up to 120 characters — every single one of them permanently visible on the face of an actual brick. Choose wisely.
02
WE STAMP IT ON A BRICK
Genuine red clay. Permanent ink. Real weight — about 4.5 lbs of it. Your words are on a brick now. There is no version of this where they don't receive an actual brick with your message on it.
03
DELIVERED TO THEIR DOOR
The United States Postal Service carries it directly to their address. Tracked. Legal in all 50 states. You get a delivery notification. That notification is the best notification you will ever receive.
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.

Battle-tested templates from years in the field. Or write your own.

“You know what you did.”
★ Classic Ambiguity SELECTED
“Thinking of you. Often. In traffic.”
Passive Aggression
“Congratulations on being you.”
Hollow Praise
“Miss you like I miss my dignity.”
The Breakup
“I forgive you. I just want you to know that.”
The Gut Punch
“Still thinking about the parking spot.”
Long Memory
“From your biggest fan. Just kidding.”
False Warmth
+
Write something custom...
Your message on the brick:
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
22 / 120 characters Anonymous delivery: ON
CHOOSE YOUR DELIVERY.

The classic brick is where we started. For advanced operators, we have escalation options.

OUR PICK
Classic Red Clay Brick
$19.99
Standard red clay brick · Your message stamped on · USPS tracked
Smooth Concrete Gray
$19.99
Smooth concrete brick · Your message stamped on · USPS tracked
NEW · FOR ADVANCED USERS
Box of Rocks
$34.99
A box of rocks, mailed to your enemy. The rocks are in a bag. The bag has a slit in the bottom.
When they reach into the box to pull the bag out, the rocks go everywhere. On the floor. Under the couch. In their shoes. This is not an accident. This is the product.
Bulk orders (5+) qualify for the Comprehensive Settlement Package discount. We ask no questions.
FIELD REPORTS.
“
My ex received his on a Tuesday morning. He called me that afternoon. That's how I knew it worked exactly as intended.
J.R. · Denver CO ★★★★★
“
Ordered the Box of Rocks. I got the delivery confirmation. I waited. Then I got a text that just said "what." That was enough.
D.K. · Seattle WA ★★★★★
“
Sent it anonymously. They spent a week calling everyone they know. That week was the best week of my year.
P.T. · Austin TX ★★★★★
“
Ordered four bricks over the course of a year. One per quarter. Each said something different. It was a campaign. No regrets.
M.T. · New York NY ★★★★★
AT LEAST ONE
Bricks Sent
SOME
States Served
100%
(Hopefully) Legal
FREQUENTLY ASKED.
IS THIS ACTUALLY LEGAL? ▼
Yes. Completely. The USPS ships all kinds of things, and a brick is one of them. The brick is classified as a novelty keepsake. A bag of rocks in a box is also entirely mailable. Throwing either at someone is illegal. Mailing them is not. We support only the second activity.
WILL THEY KNOW IT'S FROM ME? ▼
Your choice. Anonymous delivery provides mystery and the pleasure of watching them spiral. Named delivery provides full credit. Our return address reads "A Friend." We let them draw their own conclusions.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE BOX OF ROCKS? ▼
We ship rocks in a bag, inside a box. The bag has a small slit cut in the bottom. When they reach in to pull the bag out — a natural and reasonable thing to do — the rocks exit through the slit and go everywhere. Under the couch. In their shoes. Between the couch cushions. They will be finding rocks for weeks. This is not a defect. This is the product.
CAN I SEND THEM MULTIPLE BRICKS? ▼
You may send as many as the situation requires. Orders of 5+ qualify for the Comprehensive Settlement Package discount. We ask no questions about the nature of the dispute.
WHAT MESSAGES WON'T YOU SEND? ▼
Actual threats. Personal information used harmfully. Anything so unoriginal it embarrasses the medium. "I hate you" alone will be returned for revision. We have standards. They are low. But they are real.
Our Origin Story
BORN IN A
PARKING LOT.

Someone cut us off. Took our spot. And then — the part that did it — they waved. That little wave. Like it was fine. Like we were the ones who needed to adjust our perspective.

We wanted to hit them with a brick. Obviously we didn't. But we wanted to say something with weight. Something that arrived. Something that required two hands and then just sat there making a point.

GoBrickYourself was the answer. Mailing bricks ever since. Always legally. Never apologetically.

AT LEAST ONE
brick mailed · possibly more · records are incomplete · we were very busy
SOME
states served · the others are on notice · we are working on it
ZERO
criminal incidents to date · the brick is the message · we believe in the process
Full Legal Disclosure — Please Read
GoBrickYourself.com ships physical bricks and rocks via the United States Postal Service in compliance with all applicable postal regulations. These items are novelty keepsakes. Using a brick for anything other than receiving, staring at, and quietly appreciating is the sole responsibility of the recipient. The rock bag slit is a feature, not a flaw — recipients who are upset about rocks on their floor are invited to consider what they did to end up with a box of rocks in the first place. We do not condone brick violence. We do condone brick mailing. These are very different things.